YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN ARCHITECT WHEN...... ...you start wearing all black. ...your roommates say "good morning," and you reply "good night."
...'Red Bull' is you favorite drink.
...all of the Christmas gifts you give are wrapped in trace paper.
...after all of your expenses, you can't afford to pay attention ...you have 3 or more cups of double shot coffee espressos in one night
...you hear the same song on the radio 3 or more times in one night.
... You know the different taste between UHU and Pritt glue
... You can stay alive without sunlight, communicate with people nor having foods but you would commit suicide if the plotter doesn't plot your work out
...You've lost your house key and u realized week later
...you sleep more than 16 hrs at weekends
... You are an expert and Photoshop, illustrator and auto cad
but u don't know how to use MS excel
...you only leave studio to buy supplies.
...you haven't taken a shower in a week.
...you see showering as a waste of time.
...peoples dreamt of “hot models” and you dreamt of your own “models”.
...upon hearing 'supermodel', you think of a nicely crafted-foam core model. ...when someone says "eye candy" and you think of gratuitous details on a building.
...your parents have more of a social life than you.
… everytime when you friends asked you what you up to, you answer “I’m Doing the model” ...you enjoy hanging out at 'Home and Garden Fair'.
...you know all the 24-hour food places in the area.
...your friends get more sleep in one night than you do in one week.
...the streetlights turn off.
..You consider 3AM an early night.
...everything you eat comes in single serving baggies.
...you're out on Friday nights in studio.
...you say "It's only midnight- I have plenty of time to finish." and then beg the sun not to come.
...you confuse sunrise with sunset.
...you ask what time it is, then ask "AM or PM?"
...you know how much a cubic foot of concrete weighs (150lbs).
...you slice your finger, and the first thing you think of is if you'll be able to finish your model.
...you understand why architects have glasses and white hair.
...upon hearing 'Weekends' you think of sleep.
...you have to wait for breakfast shops to open.
...you wake up to go to school/ work and you're already there.
...you have no life, and admit it.
..."going out to eat" is at the 'Shop Cafe'.
...you confuse today and tomorrow.
...you hear "Didn't you wear that yesterday?' followed by "and the day before that?"
...you count the number of days (not hours) you've been awake.
...you go to the store to buy a six-pack of 'Red Bull'.
...on Halloween, you dress like your instructors.
...you contemplate suicide 3 times a day. …you wish you don’t have to drink, eat & go to toilet for aweek ....when you tell people you major in "architorture"
...when someone says "icon" and you think of Louis I. Kahn.
... When you're not sure what day of the week it is
... When any flat surface is seen as a place to take a nap (underneath the tables in the computer room (that's where it is the warmest), in hallways, on drafting boards
... You have given a final presentation with your fly open
... When you skip classes because you have too much work to do
…You feel guilty when you sleep more then 3 hours …WHEN YOU ARE NO LONGER USING “SM. CAPS” …Scale ruler is the best accessories you have | 
